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Conversation Questions

Silly Questions

  • What is your favorite way to eat a cockroach?
  • Why did the ghost cry on Halloween Day?
  • Do you enjoy swimming when it is snowing?
  • Why don’t you want Christmas presents this year?
  • How did you escape from the alien space ship?
  • How did you feel after watching television for 24 hours?
  • Would you ever wear your mother’s dress to your all boys high school?
  • Did your parents ever have children?
  • Would you rather kiss a crocodile or a bear?
  • What is on your mouse pad?
  • If you were a color, what would you be? Why?
  • Why do people call “mouse trap” mouse trap?
  • Are couch potatoes good to eat?
  • What are the names of the eight colors of rainbows?
  • Why do you make your bed in the morning?
  • Why do you look at yourself in the mirror?
  • What planet are you from?
  • When was the last time you went to the restroom?
  • How much does your imagination weigh?
  • What are some of the ways can you ride a bike?
  • Who fell out of the apple tree?
  • Why do pajamas have pockets?
  • How long is a piece of string?
  • Could a husband be married to the sister of his widow?
  • If the number five is red, what are the colors of the other numbers?
  • What are the colors of the numbers 1 – 10?
  • What color is the number 3?
  • If you were trapped on an island, why were you there?
  • If you were given the chance to be an animal, Which animal would you be?
  • What do you do when you are in front of the mirror?
  • Can we drink soda during coffee breaks?
  • Can we use AM Radio during the evening?
  • Are squid balls made of the balls of squid?
  • Does fire go out of the fire exit?
  • Why do people call ”mouse trap” mouse trap?
  • What are the names of the eight colors of rainbows?
  • How does a Boeing 747 weigh?
  • Do you have an Internet connection?
  • Is the basement downstairs?
  • If you were a flavor of ice cream, which one would you be and why?
  • What is the answer to this question?
  • Can you write a conversation between two items in your refrigerator? (For example, what might the mayonnaise and the pickles be talking about before you open the door?)
  • What is a typical day in the life of your dictionary?(pet frog, walking shoes, classroom blackboard, etc.)
  • Would you like to be rich and beautiful or poor and ugly? Why?
  • When did you die?
  • Do you remember the doctor spanking you at birth?
  • Did you hang your stockings at Easter?
  • Did you put up a Christmas tree for your birthday?
  • Did you bathe in mud this morning?
  • Did you brush your teeth last year?
  • What kind of leaves do you eat for breakfast?
  • When were you released from jail?
  • What was the day after yesterday?
  • What’s the funniest way you ever went to the bathroom?
  • Why did you decide to get up this morning?
  • Do you ever stick your fingers in your ears? If so why?
  • What would life be like if you decided never to open your eyes again?
  • Are there days when you just enjoy having a good cry for no reason. If yes, why?
  • Why do people ask why?
  • Why do we have mirrors and what would life be like without them.
  • Why do your hands look the way they look?
  • If you could turn into an animal, which animal would you be?
  • Why do little children stick their tongue out at people?
  • Why do people pretend not to see each other sometimes?
  • Can you answer this question with out opening your mouth?
  • Would you still learn English if there was no English in the world?
  • ———– ASK AT YOUR OWN RISK ————————
  • (You need to be careful with these)
  • Why is your breath so bad?
  • Were you sleeping as you drove to work this morning?
  • How are those anti-schizophrenic drugs that you’re taking working?
  • How was the last Christmas you spent in jail?
  • How many multiple personalities do you have?